kelpeigh:

i love you hozier

angel-demiel:

stinkylittlegnome:

peacozy:

froody:

froody:

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

l0stvegas:

lakevida:

lakevida:

i fell in the ohio river once and that’s why i still haven’t had covid

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i’m scared

fallingtowers:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

nvexe:

my pronouns are she/her bc I’ll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

adventures-in-poor-planning:

Middle aged men on instructional sites are probably my favourite people on the internet